ANNOUNCING A DIGITAL AGENCY THAT BREAKS RECORDS - OR WE DON’T GET PAID.*
Read below to find out if you’re eligible.
We’re DEAD SERIOUS.
OK, we might be a little crazy – BUT YES, WE PUT IT IN WRITING.
THE CATCH:
Just like with the Bugatti above…
…Not everyone is eligible.
Even if you have all the money in the world.
*Read on – or click below NOW – to find out IF you qualify for this TRULY Special Offer.
To the Entrepreneur in Charge,
If gaining as many clients, customers, and sales as your company can handle is a top priority.
Then you’re about to read the most riveting message of your life.
This is why:
You’d have to be a BLOODY “World War Z” ZOMBIE if the above offer doesn’t have:
Your heart POUNDING through concrete like a F*CKING JACKHAMMER…
…Your jaw, diving like Guo Jingjing…
…Or your pulse zooming round the track like Usain Bolt.
I know your inner-barbarian is DEFINITELY saying “WHAT THE F*CK is this guy talking about?…
…He’s out of his mind!…
…For FREE????”
YESSIR.
FOR FREEEEEE.
But, as ANY normal, level-headed business owner would, we beg the question:
”Who in their right mind WOULDN’T be wary of a company that makes such a MONUMENTAL claim?”
I KNOW I F*CKING WOULD!
And I’m the bloody author & architect behind this mind-boggling LIMITED TIME OFFER*
But don’t worry sweetheart…
…We stand tall on a SH*T LOAD of EVIDENCE to back this up.
*We reserve the right to revoke this offer at any time.
Whether your business’ situation is Sweet and/or Salty…
…Grab an Extra-Large Popcorn…
…Strap on your seatbelts…
…AND TAKE A GANDER AT THIS:
(You’re in for a smooth, non-turbulent ride 🛸)
First off, we’ve devised & constructed a WELL-OILED Selling OPERATION.
Exclusive to US – BYTEX – ONLY!
It doesn’t matter whether we patent it or not…
…The best marketers on Planet Earth STILL WOULDN’T be able to replicate it.
This is only ONE of the factors that have paved the way for us and our clients
And we’ve used in in over…
64 DIFFERENT INDUSTRIES & NICHES AND 20+ COUNTRIES TO GENERATE OVER $50 MILLION IN SALES
We’ve also used this selling system to….
- Increase the market cap of a community-run, multi-chain, decentralised finance wallet by $2 MILLION…
- We boosted it up to a Top 1000 Crypto Project
- As a result, the price of their token shot up to $0.60
- Take a sustainable, E-Commerce, Coffee Start-Up from $0 to $200,000…
- This was done in just under 18 months, from scratch
- They temporarily stopped running ads after the 4th month as they couldn’t keep up with product demand.
- Launch a new token for an Adult Webcam Site that generated $500,000 in FOUR HOURS…
- We boosted their telegram from 0 to 20,000 members
- We filled 13,000 Whitelist Spots in ONE MONTH
- This generated $500k in the first FOUR HOURS, after finally being launched on a pre-determined date
- This generated $3.5 MILLION in total
- Skyrocket an NFT Project to $2 MILLION in sales in less than ONE MONTH…
- This was from an investment of $100,000 (20x ROI)
- Well above the client’s expectations, this helped to raise 25% of TOTAL funding needed before “Pre-Sale”
- Supercharge an Electronics Franchise’s sales by 238%…
- Over 40 PHYSICAL locations
- Average Order Value (AOV) comfortably jumped up by 31%
- 12.14x Return On Ad Spend (ROAS) on average (That’s A LOT)
- Achieved consistency with ROI across multiple platforms
- Whiten the profits of a small Dental Practice from $25k/month to almost $40,000/month…
- Complete consistency was achieved about 8 months in
- We created a VERY simple funnel to sell all the types of products & services they offered
- Tripwires, up-sells & down-sells were absolutely key in this Success Story
- Successfully sell out 500 SLOTS in the Pre-Sale of a new NFT Project…
- We breathed LITERAL LIFE into their Discord Server, going from 0 to 4,000 members
- Leverage the leverage of a Financial Prop-Trading Firm by achieving 23x ROAS (Return On Ad Spend) in the first 3 months…
- That’s a REALLY F*CKING HIGH ROAS
- This was early on in the process
- Results have since slightly levelled out since then but the company is still going strong and LOVING IT
- Directly amplify streams of a musician from 11-12k/month to 65-75k/month within a period of 7 months…
- We increased their presence significantly on Soundcloud, as well as Spotify
- A range of simple & cheap tactics were employed to complete this fun task
- These tactics are not mentioned anywhere on our site
- Enquire about this when you book your call with us by clicking the button below
- BLAH
- BLAH
- BLOODY
- BLAH
Listen, there are HEAPS more ZERO TO HERO Success Stories that we could fill this page with…
…But that’ll get very boring – Very quickly.
WHY?
Because YOU only care about making MONEYYYY for YOUR BUSINESS.
QUESTION: WTF tops that?
ANSWER: When this SCORCHING-HOT blueprint to UNLIMITED SALES comes COMPLETELY FREE.
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
You have EVERYTHING to gain.
From small & family-run businesses all the way up to brands with BILLION-DOLLAR VALUATIONS…
…We’ve used this Sexy, Swanky Sales System in almost every industry you can think of.
THE “BUGATTI CHIRON SUPER SPORT 300+”
OF MARKETING
We’ll have your bank account POPPIN’, REAL SWEET…
..Just like that all popcorn you can’t stop devouring.
CHILL OUT BRUH.
The film hasn’t even started yet!!
The companies above know exactly how it feels to have luxury & power all built into one MONSTER of a machine.
The fastest, most technical & most efficient production car on Planet Earth…
…SPECCED & TAILORED SPECIFICALLY TO YOU & YOUR BUSINESS, BY YOURS TRULY.
It’s ALL in the details.
For the smallest things in life, are actually the largest.
Turns “Cruise Control” OFF
When you take the time to handcraft your Stratégie Marketing de Bugatti…
…Your customers will be flooding your reserves faster than you can say “F*CK ME, THIS IS QUICK…”
(It’s called the “Super Sport 300+” for a reason 😉)
In Layman’s Terms:
This STRAIGHT-to-the-point, straight-piped, FEROCIOUS, 8-Litre, W16, 1600BHP “SALES ENGINE” is roaring louder & hotter than your ass after a spicy Indian Curry…
…One that you ALMOST wish you never ate…
…But are SO F*CKING HAPPY that you actually did.
WHY?
Because you most likely CAN’T curate it yourself & therefore you’ll HAPPILY keep returning for more – again & again & again.
With your mouth watering like Niagra Falls…
…KNOWING that what WE do ACTUALLY WORKS.
With ABSOLUTE SPEED & ISOTROPIC EFFICIENCY.
Is that a Sales Funnel with A LOAD of hot leads in your pocket – or are you just happy to see me?
(Yeah – We’re a bit TOO slick with it)
When you implement this Sales System & finally allow these results for YOUR OWN BUSINESS…
…You’ll feel nothing but RELAXATION & STRAIGHT EUPHORIA…
YOU’D THINK IT’S LACED WITH HEROIN.
You’ll be vibing at 490+ KMH & vibrating at 528Hz, simultaneously.
Tune into your prospects’ frequency.
Start with a drop in the ocean.
Let it cause ripples today, earthquakes tomorrow…
…And TIDAL WAVES of NEW customers crashing down on your business’ doorstep, the day after.
A drop in the ocean today will have your competitors swimming for their lives…
…Praying they don’t drown in YOUR ocean of Orca Whales, attacking them from EVERY ANGLE.
Just like the weak, fish-brain, prey they are.
This is the type of SH*T that MOVES MOUNTAINS
Whether you’re climbing Mount Everest or moving it…
…That SH*T is obviously NOT EASY.
But with us…
…You’ll be on TOP OF THE WORLD.
THE LEADER OF YOUR INDUSTRY.
Your competition will be too unstable to cope.
No bearings whatsoever.
No clue how to get to safety.
Simply falling off the edge, as YOU continue to push it.
Yes, people DO reach the top of Mount Everest.
But we’ll be making SEISMIC SHIFTS together.
In YOUR favour.
We’ll help you…
CHANGE THE ENTIRE DYNAMIC OF THE PLAYING FIELD YOUR INDUSTRY OPERATES ON.
It’s FREE.
Any SANE person would take us up on this offer.
Or are you BAT-SH*T CRAZY?
You can literally turn up to the phone call, get TONNES of insight WORTH MILLIONS of dollars and then just walk away!
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
NO HARD FEELINGS.
We’ll be ok.
Will you?
Take the helping hand or simply PERISH at your competitors’ feet.
IF YOU QUALIFY:
- FIRST & FOREMOST:
We’ll completely re-write your ads IF you have an ad campaign on Google or Facebook.
- NEXT UP:
YOU WON’T PAY A SINGLE CENT of management fees when it comes to testing our new ads Vs the ads you’re already running.
- WHAT THIS MEANS:
IF WE FAIL to beat the performance of your current ads (highly unlikely)…
…YOU DON’T PAY.
BLINK.
BREATHE.
CATCH YOUR BEARINGS.
THIS IS VERY REAL.
- Set-up fees = £ZERO
- Management fees = £ZERO
-
Mermaid-catching fees = £ZERO
(Just checking I still have your attention) - Copywriting fees = £ZERO
- Design or development fees = £ZERO
This deep-dive into your current strategy costs:
PRECISELY NOTHING.
And if we DO beat your current ad campaigns (HIGHLY LIKELY)…
…You still won’t be out of pocket.
Every cent you pay us will come from NEW SALES you wouldn’t have made, had we not developed these campaigns for you.
WHY are we doing this?
It’s a no-brainer.
We know EXACTLY how hard it is to establish a business, let alone operate one successfully.
IT’S F*CKING HARD.
If you’re like most business owners…
…You’ve already tried ALMOST every conceivable way to grow your business.
Some of it may have made a dent in your niche here & there…
…But after all these hard years, you’ve barely moved an inch.
One thing is for sure:
This is not a race.
It’s a marathon.
To weather the RAGING STORM you’re stuck in…
…You MUST continue with a better, STRATEGIC plan of action…
If you want to win in the grand scheme of things, that is.
But it’s ok, we’ve got GREAT NEWS:
WE CONTROL THE WEATHER MACHINES.
And we’re gonna send the storm directly to your competitors…
…To rain on THEIR parade.
Listen, I get it.
You can’t trust most marketers further than the inch they’ve thrown you.
At this point, you’ve probably been:
- Lied to
- Robbed
- Extorted
- Treated like SH*T
- Cheated
- Downright taken advantage of
…By endless SLIMY marketers.
In this 3D reality, they have NO F*CKING CLUE how to think outside the box…
…Let alone break down the FORTRESS of your prospects’ subconscious minds
Instead, they hold you at GUNPOINT…
…With SH*T contracts that lock you in without delivering ANYTHING.
They constantly promise you the moon, to meet THEIR bottom line…
…But they’re maybe only delivering a couple of pearls to you, AT BEST.
With a SH*T LOAD of excuses following suit.
You know the type.
A bunch of coffee-shop marketing yuppies talking about:
- Crystals
- Vegan cheese
- Moon rituals
- Tarot cards
- How many “IMPRESSIONS” your ads got
Just talking a load of bloody BOLLOCKS.
Completely unaware that they’ve been MISLED THEMSELVES.
GIVE IT A REST.
(HOT STEAM is shooting out of my ears & nostrils just thinking about them)
AND BREATHE.
That’s all in the past.
Therefore to easy your anxiety…
…We’ve decided to put OUR MONEY ON THE LINE.
NOT YOURS.
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY.
We don’t just want to tell you we’re different.
We want to SHOW YOU.
*DJ KHALED VOICE*
SOMEBODY CALL EINSTEIN & ELON!
We’re not just gonna take you to a whole new galaxy…
…We’re gonna teleport you to a whole other dimension.
Faster than you can say “BUGATTI CHIRON SUPER SPORT 300+”
- TRIGGER WARNING: 18+ CONTENT
Imagine Godzilla and King Kong had a baby…
…And that baby grew up to F*CK the SH*T out of Mechagodzilla…
…To give birth to the Super Sport 300+…
…Well, we’ve got like 8 of those.
Take from that what you will.
Simply put, we have…
A WELL-EQUIPPED TEAM OF MARKETING MONSTERS
So how do we separate ourselves from these PHONY, PATHETIC “Marketing Philosophers”?
You know…
…The ones who can barely shift your business up to the next gear without completely stalling & embarrassing themselves?
First of all, we’re the ONLY agency BRAVE – or “FOOLISH” – enough to guarantee BETTER results otherwise YOU DON’T PAY US.
There’s a fine line between the two – but we’re definitely not stupid enough to cross it.
We CAN’T deceive you and pull a fast one…
…Simply because YOU’RE NOT PAYING US, remember?
DON’T FORGET: We put it IN WRITING!
Second, we’re not some sloppy, “overnight-success”, hack-job company that started out yesterday.
NO SIR-REE!
We’ve been in the game since 2017.
That’s basically THOUSANDS of years in the Digital Marketing World…
…Especially when you’re constantly digging yourself out of BULLSH*T, never-ending algorithm changes along the way.
But that’s the only way to figure out what brings AND KEEPS the money ROLLING IN.
HONESTLY: There’s NO “SECRET FORMULA”
But with our PROVEN “8-Step Guide to our 8-Figure Strategy”…
…We make the entire process as SMOOTH, EASY & PREDICTABLE as possible.
You might feel like we’re running circuits around you…
…Well, of course we are.
That’s WHAT we do.
We piece the components of the puzzle together and we make the damn thing COME TO LIFE!
Whether your business’ situation is Sweet and/or Salty…
…Grab an Extra-Large Popcorn…
…Strap on your se
We’ve got the mechanics of it down to a science, you see.
A mathematical equation, in fact.
When we apply some of our “German Engineering”…
…Results will be pouring in as easy as “1, 2, 3”…
…To position you, as the Crème de la Crème in your industry.
atbelts…
…AND TAKE A GANDER AT THIS:
(You’re in for a smooth, non-turbulent ride UFO EMOJI)
Our expertise within the different marketing dimensions, allow us to manipulate time & space.
We’ll make your prospects fall in LOVE.
528 Hertz is how we’ll perfectly resonate.
(AKA: We know our stuff)
NO I’M NOT JUST SAYING WORDS.
We know how to get people to KEEP ON BUYING!
If you don’t tune in & align with your prospect’s frequency…
…You’ll never be able to align profits with your bank account.
We REALLY break down ALL the barriers between your prospects’ minds and your bank account.
Sure enough, these methods WILL ignite that FIRE inside of you…
…And you’ll know, more than ever, that it was always a Good Idea 💡
Our battle-hardened tactics have triumphed in over 64 different industries, 20+ countries and have generated OVER $50 MILLION IN SALES.
They’ve been put to the test in a variety of uphill conflicts…
…Executed under the command of the 5-Star Generals of the Digital Marketing World.
(Those are “Generals of the Army” to you, Sir!)
They don’t make them like us anymore.
Our kind is extinct!
But the time for WAR is here.
Join the WINNING side.
For your family’s sake!
But DON’T listen to us…
*Wink*
LISTEN TO THE FRIENDLY BUSINESS GIANTS BELOW.
If we’ve worked with these guys…
…Well, it must count for something – Right?
Sure enough, they’d admit we’re pretty darn decent!
We’re probably not so bad at what we do, after all!
THE GODZILLA GROWTH PLAN
WHAT YOU GET:
ACTIONABLE & BULLETPROOF ROADMAP FOR GROWTH
We’ll devise a strategic & easy to follow action plan that will catapult your company to the forefront of your industry via a meteoric rise in TRAFFIC, LEADS, & SALES.
This will put you in a position of PURE DOMINANCE.
Your competitors won’t go down without a fight…
…But when you’re armed to the teeth, they’ll INEVITABLY bow down.
YOU GET:
A comprehensive and customised breakdown of our proprietary system for growth
(SPECIFICALLY TAILORED TO YOUR BUSINESS & GROWTH GOALS)
RAW & (MEATY)EORIC GODZILLA-GROWTH TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
All aboard this underwater vessel!
Don’t worry: OUR subs DON’T implode, OR get trapped.
Whilst we don’t plan on visiting the Titanic anytime soon…
…We WILL awaken the GODZILLA in you.
We’ll expose your DREAM clients & other ‘hyperactive buyers’ in the most lucrative – yet undetected – deep, & murky waters of your market.
We’ll explore uncharted waters…
…FOR YOU.
You’ll evolve into an APEX PREDATOR by rounding up all the ‘little fish’, first – or in other words:
We’ll help you find the ‘easy wins’ by picking off the low-lying fruit hanging RIGHT under your nose.
You’ve NEVER seen anything like this before.
This alone will make you a $$$KILLING.
360 MECHAGODZILLA TEARDOWN
It’s time for things to come full circle.
We take pride in operating in surroundings that are NOT to our strategic advantage.
And guess what?
We’re KILLING SH*T anyway.
Welcome to the CIA:
We’re going to spy on your top competitors, right under THEIR noses, using our cutting-edge, in-house tools & processes, as well as paid premium software.
(WE PROMISE, IT’S LEGAL)
We’ll identify & reverse engineer their most profitable revenue streams, traffic sources, ads, AND landing pages.
We’ll then layout our EASY-TO-FOLLOW, 360 MECHAGODZILLA TEARDOWN PLAN…
…Tailored to YOUR BUSINESS.
This highlights your top competitors’ biggest vulnerabilities as well as their strongest tactics, so that you can exploit them to YOUR ADVANTAGE…
…SAVING YOU HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF $$$
X-RAY CONVERSION AUDIT
To PREVENT you from LOSING MORE MONEY…
We’re going to conduct an advanced analysis and look directly through your website.
We’ll use our predictive heat-mapping software, as well as machine learning, to identify the largest conversion gaps on your website.
When you pair your own vulnerabilities & strengths with those of your competitors, you’ll be TRULY UNSTOPPABLE.
When you book this SUPERCHARGER SESSION…
…You’ll be able to EASILY destroy any competitor that threatens your livelihood and have them begging for forgiveness…
…EVEN IF YOU’RE A BEGINNER.
Okay, enough of that…
IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP AND
CHANGE YOUR WORLD
First, ask yourself this:
Do you think you can change your world?
- If you answer NO - YOU’RE RIGHT!
- If you answer YES - YOU’RE RIGHT!
It all depends on what YOU think.
Our thoughts shape our reality.
You MUST believe.
Change is the only constant in life.
Remember that jackhammer line at the beginning?
We use copy just like that to penetrate your prospects’ subconscious minds, every single day.
Now that’s not something that can simply be bought or necessarily taught…
…It’s something that must be chiselled to “perfection” – using RAW, ACCURATE AND REAL DATA.
The art you create as a business, is a reflection of yourself, as people.
If you hit that Golden Ratio, people WILL come & appreciate, WITH MONEY, in PURE AWE…
…Just like the Mona Lisa…
…Knowing that you’re WAY AHEAD of your time.
Words are THE most POWERFUL thing in existence.
Heck, they consciously AND subconsciously shape our ENTIRE reality.
They don’t call it “spelling” for no reason.
We consciously persuade your customers to make an informed purchase.
We butter them up like the warm, fluffy bread in your favourite restaurant, so that when it comes to the main course…
…That juicy steak – Your MAIN Product/Service…
…They’re ready to CHOW DOWN.
AND keep coming back for MORE.
THAT’s how you increase your Customer Lifetime Value (CLV).
(Any steakhouses in the house?)
This allows us to reel in your DREAM CLIENTS, like a school of hungry fish on a Filipino fishing boat…
…Whist YOU continue doing what YOU ARE BEST AT.
What YOU LOVE.
Running your business!
WITHOUT the stress.
SAVE $50 MILLION & 7 YEARS.
Find out what we know FOR FREE…
…So that you can do it yourself – If you want to!
(Or have an expert do it for you wink)
Shoot your business into the stratosphere.
Travel near the speed of light
Click the button below.
HOW CAN WE GUARANTEE RESULTS?
EASILY.
Our innovative SALES ENGINE gives us an extremely unique edge over any of our competitors.
ANY.
Not only do we make you look good…
…But we also help you get FAR, FAS
We are Chess Grand Masters when it comes to planning ahead, overcoming flank attacks & executing strikes in the most PAINLESS way possible.
Your competition will NEVER see you coming.
They’re just gonna hear the “WHOOOSHH”, as you ZOOM past them at 304.7 MPH.
It’s EASY for MOST other Digital Agencies to get their heads around all the technical stuff.
SERIOUSLY.
But when it comes to PERSUASION TECHNIQUES & ACTUALLY SELLING…
…They’re embarrassingly unprepared and woefully inexperienced.
THEY tell your customers: BUY! BUY! BUY!
Meanwhile, your customers are telling YOU: BYE! BYE! BYE!
Come on…
NOBODY listens to that BULLSH*T.
In this digital world we live in, where people have the attention span of a goldfish…
…Your competitors have NO IDEA how to GRAB attention AND KEEP it.
You need to know how to make your prospects jump up and down…
…Like a H*RNY F*CKING RABBIT.
It’s a whole process.
They don’t even know it’s a process…
…Let alone HAVE their own process.
They’re just getting lost in the lies that they tell you.
Chasing the quick buck – but ultimately losing in the end.
Just like YOU, if you don’t do anything about it!
You’re HERE, reading THIS, for a reason.
REMEMBER?
The first step to fixing the problem is admitting you have one.
The next step to fixing the problem is ACTUALLY getting help from an EXPERT.
IT’S FREE!
REMEMBER?
Everything we do at BYTEX has one goal.
To SELL.
We literally don’t get paid otherwise.
Can you hear that?
Thats the sound of my accountant smashing his head against the F*CKING WALL.
Not because he isn’t getting paid…
…But because he can’t wrap his head around all the money that’s pouring in.
The profit is DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS.
Can somebody recommend a new accountant?
I think this one is about to check-out.
*WHISPERS CLOSELY*
We’ve fine-tuned a truly One-Of-A-Kind, ALL-MIGHTY MACHINE.
It’s pretty much capable of selling almost anything.
To any one.
At ANY price point.
This is where our W16 Bugatti Engine really ROARS.
WE MAKE the MOST of EVERY PENNY.
We don’t let ANY of the pressure that we’ve applied to your prospects go to waste.
In fact we store that “kinetic energy” and smooth out the process even more.
We convert that pressure into “rotational energy” to keep the wheels spinning round the track…
…Obliterating all remaining objections & barriers in your DREAM CLIENTS’ minds.
This eventually always gets them to buy what you’re offering.
We completely hijack the thought process of your DREAM CLIENTS with masterful persuasion techniques.
We then combine all of that with our SUPERIOR Ad-Buying processes…
…AND our 8-Step Guide to our 8-Figure Strategy.
Now THAT’s a Michelin-Star Recipe (or tyre) for SUCCESS.
And if it doesn’t work – YOU DON’T PAY.
But HONESTLY speaking:
Accomplishing predictable, consistent & scalable results can NEVER be left down to…
“LEPRECHAUNS” RIDING “UNICORNS”, CHASING “SHOOTING STARS”, WHILE “FLIPPING” MULTIPLE “COINS IN THE AIR”, TRYING TO GET THEM TO LAND ON THEIR [THIRD] SIDE.
You see how stupid that sounds?
EXACTLY!
So WHY would you treat YOUR BUSINESS like that?
Instead of “cutting edge”…
…You’re going to get cut – and FALL OFF the edge.
Meanwhile your competitors will be riding rockets…
…Overtaking you with ease & technology.
Not with fantasy & facade.
To have a RELIABLE FORMULA for YOUR BUSINESS, you NEED to know:
- WHAT you’re putting into the equation.
- If your data is CORRECT.
- If you’re using the right formula.
If you DON’T know ANY of this…
…You can forget about CALCULATED results.
You don’t even know what it takes to get there…
..Let alone do it DAY IN and DAY OUT…
…AND get the desired results EVERY TIME.
You know what they say:
Common sense is NOT so common.
Our persuasive purchasing process, is a WAR CHEST of tactical methodologies…
(AND COMMON SENSE)
…that MOST Digital Agencies DON’T know even exist.
For example:
- One tiny tweak can boost conversions by up to 400% on almost any landing page. (4x as many leads for 1/4 of the price!)
- We use psychological triggers to hijack your DREAM CLIENTS’ attention. (This Outside-Of-The-Box approach practically forces them buy ASAP, SAVING YOU TONNES OF MONEY!)
- We’ve chiselled our “Stop Scrolling” Facebook Ads Strategy to perfection. (This has our clients SOAKING up the SUN AND the PROFITS. Even the best technical marketers on Earth don’t know how to do this!)
- We can share the biggest mistakes companies make when using Google Ads. (This efficient tactic attracts MORE EYEBALLS & ultimately MORE MONEY for YOU, at a MUCH LOWER COST!)
- We can reveal all the low-hanging fruit in ANY market, who will HAPPILY burn holes in their pockets to buy what you’re selling. (Even during these terrible, tight times)
We’re also capable of…
BLOWING YOUR CONVERSIONS OUT THE WATER WITH UP TO 800% MORE FORCE!
THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY. IN ACTION.
Whilst we’re throttling off into the stratosphere, your rivals will be ageing like an old, rusty “vintage” car – BADLY!
Sunny days wouldn’t be special, if it wasn’t for rain.
Joy wouldn’t feel so good, if it wasn’t for pain.
Death gotta be easy, ‘cause life is hard;
It’ll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred.
If you don’t maintain & service your business, the rust is gonna eat away at you too…
…LIke bacteria on dead, rotting flesh.
Yeah – It’s not a pretty sight.
LISTEN, GET MOVING!
TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
THIS OFFER WILL NOT LAST FOREVER.
IT’S HERE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Its rained enough on your parade.
It’s time to transform, elevate, & transcend your business into otherworldly dimensions.
You’ve faced enough pressure already.
Its time time shine bright like a diamond.
Follow the rainbow and collect your endless pot of gold.
We’ve successfully executed these strategies to dominate some of the most hyper-competitive markets around today:
- Our $50 MILLION-backed research has helped us uncover the EXACT changes we need to make to the “appearance” of your ads, in order to line your bank account to the BRIM.
- We’ve devised a formula so potent & efficient, that it automatically weeds out all the “Window Shoppers” and instead, floods your reservoir with more DREAM CLIENTS than you can handle.
- We know how to SUPERCHARGE your sales system whilst spending the same, if not less, on Ads.
- We know how to jump through all of Google’s hoops & increase your Click-Through-Rates by up to 500% from just a couple, subtle modifications to your Ads.
- After a slight “bidding” alteration - without changing any text at all - we’ll have your business’ engines pumping 50% more profitably.
- Not only that but… you get the point. We have A LOT of experience. 64 Industries. 20+ Countries. $50 MILLION in reported SALES so far.
WE KNOW we can OBLITERATE any other Traffic “Wizard”, Freelancer or Digital Agency that tries…
…OR YOU DON’T PAY US A SINGLE PENNY.
But…
HOLD YOUR HORSES
Read below to find out if you’re eligible.
I know you’re probably having heart palpitations right now.
Your pistons? Pumping.
Aggressively…
…Ready to SLAM that accelerator down to the floor.
But, we don’t want to break any speed limits here.
This is NOT for everybody…
…And it might not be for you either.
“But you said it’s FREE, right?”
YES – IT’S FREE!
“So WHY NOT?”
Because if you’re not in control…
…Someone could get hurt.
Or WORSE.
Your ego might get bruised.
So back up a little bit, you weirdo!
We’re serious about our business.
Are you?
- You MUST meet the 3 requirements below, otherwise, you WILL be denied:
- You must already be running PROFITABLE Google or Facebook Ads. This Godsend Opportunity is NOT for newbie businesses that aren’t already advertising online. If you want us to create a Sales Funnel or Ads from scratch, you can still see if you qualify by booking a call with us.
- You must allow us to create ads that we think will sell. Since we’re paying for this from our own pocket, we don’t care what you, your business partner, your spouse, Mickey Mouse & the whole Clubhouse think about our work. We will talk with you to ensure your ads are FACTUAL & LEGAL. Apart from that, we will hold all creative control. The reason is: If an Ad isn’t ours, we can’t guarantee its success.
- You must NOT be selling anything illegal, unlawful, dangerous, or be involved in any Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) schemes.
It’s as easy as “1, 2, 3”.
If you meet these requirements, we’re good to go.
Book in a 30-minute SUPERCHARGER Session with our team to see if we’re a good fit for each other.
P.S.
Still reading, huh?
Maybe this really is laced with heroin…
…Or maybe what we do, WORKS.
Would you rather be walking on a tightrope between skyscrapers?
Or lying in a hammock, on the beach, with a safety net of consistent cash flow underneath you?
Listen up babycakes; It’s time to get your ass off the fence.
The grass isn’t greener on the other side.
The grass is greener where YOU water it.
Would you rather water something carefully & strategically…
…Or let floods of rain, pour down on your business instead?
Our advice would be to pick the first option.
The second option looks a little something like this:
- You keep slaving away, day & night…
- Constantly living under clouds of doubt…
- Constantly uncertain about where your next customer is coming from…
- Constantly stressed…
- Constantly stressed…
- Constantly worried…
- Constantly confused…
- Constantly failing to pay the bills…
- Unreliable employees…
- Eventually unable to support your family…
- Pulling your hair out on a daily…
The first option is more about cutting loose, letting your hair down and going wild:
- Increased New Leads!
- Increased Conversion Rates!
- Increased ROI!
- Increased Market Share!
- A Colossal Advantage over your Top Competitors!
- Trackable Results!
- More Money!
- Increased Customer Lifetime Value (CLV)!
- CONSISTENCY!
A QUICK WARNING:
Fortune favours the bold.
So you better have the courage & infrastructure in your business to SCALE!
No excrement-talkers allowed.
No “Can we take a little break for a week pleaseee?”.
No.
It’s time to EXCEL, EXPAND & EXPONENTIALLY EXPLODE your sales.
To SERIOUSLY SKYROCKET your sales, book in a 30-minute SUPERCHARGER Session with our team NOW.
RISK-FREE.
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The TL;DR Version:
(Too Long; Didn’t Read)
We GUARANTEE that OUR Ads will outperform even your most successful Ads – OR YOU DON’T PAY A PENNY.
Even if you decide not to proceed, after the call, you will have received a wealth of FREE information worth $50 MILLION.
We’ve been successful in over 20 countries & 64 different niches SO FAR.
Only 8 businesses will be eligible each month.
There’s a dress code. You must meet the 3 requirements.
YOU’LL BE GETTING A FULLY CUSTOMIZED BREAKDOWN OF OUR PROPERTIARY SYSTEM FOR GROWTH
The TL;DR Version:
(Too Long; Didn’t Read)
We GUARANTEE that OUR Ads will outperform even your most successful Ads – OR YOU DON’T PAY A PENNY.
Even if you decide not to proceed, after the call, you will have received a wealth of FREE information worth $50 MILLION.
We’ve been successful in over 20 countries & 64 different niches SO FAR.
Only 8 businesses will be eligible each month.
There’s a dress code. You must meet the 3 requirements.
